Philosopher on Tap » ben

Rack Off

ben — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 07:56:18 +0000

Come on Rack, it’s time to hack,
That cable mess, I do distress,
Always the night, to end this fight.
Now feel my rage, as I strip your cage,
You’re left to bare… I no longer care!

valentines wish

ben — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:29:03 +0000

I’ve two moons in my pocket,
I’d swap them for a rocket,
To blast into the stars,
So when as far as Mars,
Then transmit out the door,
The thing that I want more,
And if that wish comes true,
I`ll always be with you.

golden magic fish eye

ben — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:44:32 +0000

I met a golden fish,
With a evil wish,
To use his magic eye,
And put me in the sky,
Now up there I won’t know,
What’s going on below,
He’ll steal my mobile phone,
To dial his way back home!

junkyard

ben — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:29:05 +0000

I met a metal man,
His head was just a can,
Then I spied his wife,
Her finger was a knife,
I also saw their son,
His screws were all undone,
And when I pet the dog,
My hand scratched on a cog.