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		<title>I am that merry wanderer of the night.</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2010/03/04/i-am-that-merry-wanderer-of-the-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am that merry wanderer of the night. Tis I who wakes you with the terrible screeches Of cats and dogs. I make the tap drip, That’s so annoying and unstoppable. I bring death to your wheelie bin, then Drape the contents over your newly pruned hedge. Never am I caught committing these Dastardly deeds. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am that merry wanderer of the night.<br />
Tis I who wakes you with the terrible screeches<br />
Of cats and dogs. I make the tap drip,<br />
That’s so annoying and unstoppable.<br />
<span id="more-1662"></span>I bring death to your wheelie bin, then<br />
Drape the contents over your newly pruned hedge.<br />
Never am I caught committing these<br />
Dastardly deeds. Tis I who trips the<br />
Electricity, forcing you to miss<br />
The football match causing great monotony.<br />
Tis I who lets out all of your chickens<br />
From the hen house letting them run wild in<br />
The garden. I scatter crisp packets over<br />
The road and last night’s McDonald’s or the<br />
Pizza box from the kebab shop. Greasy and<br />
Unpleasant. Then I dig up your pot plant<br />
Turning the front garden into a soil wasteland.<br />
I unclamp the caravan then push it,<br />
Down a hill, putting an end to your plans,<br />
For a nice little holiday in the<br />
South of France. I drain your pond and eat all<br />
The fish diverting the water into<br />
Next door’s perfectly manicured croquet lawn.<br />
That unstoppable car alarm that will<br />
Never cease to drive the neighbours to insanity.<br />
I put down the patch of ice causing<br />
Pedestrians to slip all over the place.<br />
I change the road signs from left to right,<br />
Sending a visiting driver in the<br />
Wrong direction. I make the night hell since<br />
I am that merry wonderer of the night.</p>

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		<title>the Christmas s(h)ock</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2010/01/06/the-christmas-shock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems by children]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last Christmas I got a bit of a shock, I opened a present to find a sock, I dived on the presents to explore, And to my disappointment I found three more, That made two pairs of socks! Where was my computer game? Where was my watch? Could it be happening once again? Where socks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last Christmas I got a bit of a shock,<br />
I opened a present to find a sock,<br />
I dived on the presents to explore,<br />
And to my disappointment I found three more,<br />
That made two pairs of socks!<br />
Where was my computer game?<br />
Where was my watch?<br />
Could it be happening once again?<br />
Where socks and oranges are the domain&#8230;</p>

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		<title>What does my grandfather mean to me?</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2009/10/30/what-does-my-grandfather-mean-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems by children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tadcu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What does my grandfather mean to me, What is a grandfather meant to be? He is wonderful, and great, He does things we appreciate. Playing with us outside, And our breakfast he once fried. He&#8217;s never short of things to say, And let&#8217;s us visit on holiday. To Tadcu, I do write. With joy, happiness [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What does my grandfather mean to me,<br />
What is a grandfather meant to be?<br />
He is wonderful, and great,<br />
He does things we appreciate.<br />
Playing with us outside,<br />
And our breakfast he once fried.<br />
He&#8217;s never short of things to say,<br />
And let&#8217;s us visit on holiday.<br />
To Tadcu,<br />
I do write.<br />
With joy, happiness and delight.<br />
You are a fab grandfather to me,<br />
Have a happy anniversary.</p>

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		<title>The Ballot</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2009/10/08/the-ballot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poems by children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another year Another ballot And so I stand again I stand to be their leader, Their envoy and their friend I sign my name with an eager arm So I may not back out But who would Which wimp would go against their word? Everyone’s here Except for one Probably hiding Away in another world [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another year<br />
Another ballot<br />
And so I stand again<br />
I stand to be their leader,<br />
Their envoy and their friend<br />
I sign my name with an eager arm<br />
So I may not back out<br />
But who would<br />
Which wimp would go against their word?<br />
Everyone’s here<br />
Except for one<br />
Probably hiding<br />
Away in another world<br />
His hands trembling with fear<br />
He hangs his head in shame<br />
Tears streaming down his face<br />
He could not stand in front of them<br />
We all fill with dread<br />
As the favourite strides in<br />
He’s confident<br />
He has no speech<br />
He chucked it in the bin<br />
The hall starts to get busy<br />
SILENCE!<br />
The speeches are heard.<br />
They all mean nothing to the crowd<br />
Apart from the odd promise of sweats or no homework<br />
Then the crowd cheers<br />
The favourite is on the stage<br />
I wonder what speech he will do.<br />
But no it’s a Mexican wave<br />
The wave dances around the room<br />
The great hall shakes with the children’s ecstasy<br />
I think how I would ever do that<br />
For I am not their friend<br />
It’s all a big popularity contest<br />
And the favourite won it in the end</p>

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		<title>Down on the ground</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2009/09/29/down-on-the-ground/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Down on the ground, The signal is sounded, Piercing whistles, And the horrendous drone of the siren. Panic arises, People scramble to find shelter, It could only mean one thing, Air raid! Then I heard death itself, The killer chug of Hitler’s bombers, Desperate to find safety, I crouch under the nearest place to hide, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Down on the ground,<br />
The signal is sounded,<br />
Piercing whistles,<br />
And the horrendous drone of the siren.</p>
<p>Panic arises,<br />
People scramble to find shelter,<br />
It could only mean one thing,<br />
Air raid!</p>
<p>Then I heard death itself,<br />
The killer chug of Hitler’s bombers,<br />
Desperate to find safety,<br />
I crouch under the nearest place to hide,<br />
A park bench.</p>
<p>Looking round the planes come into view,<br />
There is no sign of the R.A.F fighters,<br />
Or the anti aircraft guns.</p>
<p>Searching for a safer hiding place,<br />
I take a risk and dash into a shop doorway,<br />
Suddenly guns fire, but they are not German,<br />
At last a group of spitfires fly into view.</p>
<p>The guns sound,<br />
But they are too late,<br />
There is the screech of a bomb,<br />
Then nothing,<br />
Hitler had done it again.</p>

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		<title>High in the clouds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[High in the clouds, In the cramped hell hole they expect us to fight in. There is the terrible thump of the mechanical heart, Every pound of the machine seems louder. Out of the grubby windows I see nothing, Nothing but the dark expanse in all directions, Swirling clouds of fog make the job much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>High in the clouds,<br />
In the cramped hell hole they expect us to fight in.<br />
There is the terrible thump of the mechanical heart,<br />
Every pound of the machine seems louder.</p>
<p>Out of the grubby windows I see nothing,<br />
Nothing but the dark expanse in all directions,<br />
Swirling clouds of fog make the job much harder,<br />
Harder than it already is.</p>
<p>I have my hands on the controls,<br />
Using all the strength I can muster.<br />
To keep the plane in the sky,<br />
There is a loud clang as the lever sticks in position.</p>
<p>The controls are stiff,<br />
The aeroplane is slow,<br />
And it doesn’t handle well.<br />
flying low ,like a sitting duck.</p>
<p>Bang,<br />
The sudden explosions of shells all around.<br />
A bright search light singles me out in the black abyss,<br />
There are screams of bullets narrowly missing the cockpit.</p>
<p>Reaching for the lever,<br />
I start to have second thoughts.<br />
But I must over come them.<br />
I pull the lever.<br />
The deed is done.</p>

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		<title>bloody starter motors</title>
		<link>http://www.philosopherontap.com/2009/09/25/bloody-starter-motors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[bloody starter motors why won’t they start they can’t even manage a weak old fart not a sound to be heard no fumes to be seen it must be bust or maybe just unclean that brought me to the decision the car, something I must clean it shouldn’t have a coat of grime its should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bloody starter motors</p>
<p>why won’t they start<br />
they can’t even manage a weak old fart</p>
<p>not a sound to be heard<br />
no fumes to be seen<br />
it must be bust<br />
or maybe just unclean</p>
<p>that brought me to the decision<br />
the car, something I must clean<br />
it shouldn’t have a coat of grime<br />
its should sparkle and gleam</p>
<p>those bloody starter motors<br />
just look at what they’ve had me done<br />
a lot of time cleaning my car<br />
a job that’s no fun</p>
<p>if I could reinvent the car<br />
it would have no starter motors<br />
instead we would be resourceful<br />
and start it with a bucket of old floaters</p>
<p>but that may never happen<br />
so we’re stuck with<br />
bloody starter motors</p>

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		<title>The man from the city Huzzar.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The man from the city huzzar,<br />
Played a tune on his one string guitar,<br />
He played rather funny,<br />
And earned lots of money,<br />
The man from the city huzzar.</p>

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		<title>A day in the life of a street kid.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My day started rather unusually today, being woken at 4:30 am isn’t the normal thing to do in the favela. Why I woke up is still a mystery, but the early start gave me an advantage, the saying the early bird catches the worm was certainly true in this case. Within minutes I had found [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My day started rather unusually today, being woken at 4:30 am isn’t the normal thing to do in the favela. Why I woke up is still a mystery, but the early start gave me an advantage, the saying the early bird catches the worm was certainly true in this case. Within minutes I had found enough food for the whole day. This is the biggest stroke of luck I have ever experienced.</p>
<p>With a bulging stomach I gradually dozed off, the early start evidently taking its toll. A few hours later the gang leader smudge woke me and told me to “stop lazing around and do some work” so I grabbed a shoe shine kit and got to work</p>
<p>My luck was beginning to run out; 1 dollar in two hours. Since my shoe shining business was failing I started to beg. The policeman had terrible terms. 75% of earnings went to him. He dug the barrel of his gun into my forehead and told me to comply or die! I decided to start to beg where I was and luckily I was given ten whole dollars. Tourists these days don’t know how much that’s worth. Then I had a massive decision, do I give 75% to the policeman. I decided to risk it and made myself scarce.</p>
<p>I went to the local bakery and bought a heavenly cake, but suddenly a pair of other street kids grabbed it from me and I chased them but I couldn’t catch them.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the day I headed for home, only to find it in ruins. Whilst wandering the streets looking for somewhere to sleep I saw a fast food restaurant, they advertised a burger for 2 dollars, I couldn’t resist the thought of hot food and bought a burger.</p>
<p>At about 7pm I found an adequate place and settled down for the night, what an extraordinary day I’d had.</p>

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		<title>Saturday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>discrete orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Saturday was here. I woke up at about half past 7. I tried to get back to sleep, but failed. Then I heard the Knock. My Little brother peeped into my room. I pretended I was still asleep and thankfully he disappeared. However thirty seconds he came in again and caught me off guard. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Another Saturday was here. I woke up at about half past 7. I tried to get back to sleep, but failed. Then I heard the Knock. My Little brother peeped into my room. I pretended I was still asleep and thankfully he disappeared. However thirty seconds he came in again and caught me off guard. In a whiney annoying tone of voice he asked “Joe, can I go on your computer?” Whether it was a punishment from above or not I do not know but my brother was obsessed with his new computer game. For some reason it wouldn’t work on the family computer. So he had to use my own. After some nagging I accepted defeat and slumped downstairs to watch the T V. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">After a good session of television watching I filled my bowl to the brim with coco pops. From half past ten till one o’clock I did some boring homework and apart from that nothing much happened.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">At One pm I ate lunch consisting of a cheese sandwich, a packet of salt and vinegar crisps, a slice of chocolate cake and a banana. This was all usual apart from the chocolate cake my sister had made as a special treat.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">One thirty and at last something exciting happened. By this time my other brother had returned from presenting his radio show and my mother was complaining about being cold. So my brother and I decided to light a fire. Cleverly I thought I knew what do and set and lit the fire. After five minutes it went out. Tom (my brother) had a row at me and said he would do it himself and went to the bottom of the garden to chop more wood, armed with a saw. Meanwhile I settled down to watch a strange film about a detective named Jane Doe whose base is in a super market.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Worryingly my dad piled in and forced me to change channel. He never wants to watch the television unless. Oh no, the rugby! I sat through half an hour of England, which is not my favourite team, being thrashed by South Africa which was rather entertaining. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Finally my friend Rhys rang up asking if I wanted to play football. I gladly took up his invitation and spent two hours of running up and down a large area of grass he asked me to stay the night.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;" lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Half a pizza later I arrived at Rhys’s house and we played on his computer and finally we watched match of the day to end my football filled day. At eleven thirty I finally got to sleep.</span></span></p>

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