05.30 am
on the road
little traffic
brain not in gear
mist lies low
on the ground,
primordial swamp
caffeine be good
but I need miles
before the world wakes
and sees me gone
autopilot.
Author Archive
early start
Monday, May 3rd, 2010the code
Monday, May 3rd, 2010TJN2N93L
destiny mediocrity
Saturday, May 1st, 2010what makes you think you matter or make a difference? your footfall makes no imprint. no noise above the sound of deafening mediocrity. no matter how big your shoes you are irrelevant. forget it, as you are already forgotten.
Rainfall measurement techniques #1
Saturday, May 1st, 2010- hold spectacles horizontally at arm’s length, front of lenses pointing upwards
- remember where the door is (this bit is to a large extent dependent on your prescription strength)
- open door and quickly thrust arm out as far as you can reach – note no upward sweeping movements of arm
- have independent timekeeper count to five seconds – recommend the one thousand and one, one thousand and two etc method
- outstretched arm must be free of all interference – ensure no collateral precipitation occurs from guttering, pub sign above door etc. artificial drips play havoc with the measurements and lessen the accuracy of results. if (more…)
Numbers Game
Monday, April 19th, 2010
quarter
half
threequarters
the #ashtag rap
Monday, April 19th, 2010When I was in Tesco – looking for Tabasco
I came across a shelf that was empty of goods
I asked them where the sauce was they said they had no more because
The volcanic ash cloud stopped all the planes
sleep
Saturday, April 17th, 2010shoulders slump
eyes shut I can hear birds in the garden
the spring sunshine streams through the conservatory roof
heart beat slows almost to a halt, head nods forward, soon I will no longer be awake…………………………………………………………………………
dog quotes from Saturday 17th April
Saturday, April 17th, 2010I saw a man walking a dog. I thought it was a pig.
woof woof. all dogs must be kept on a lead. woof woof.
it’s a dog’s life.
come by shep, wheeet, wheeet.
siiittt
seawater
Friday, April 16th, 2010the sound
Friday, April 16th, 2010calf
Friday, April 16th, 2010confluence
Friday, April 16th, 2010ambidexterity
Friday, April 16th, 2010ambidexterity means no cricked neck!
cans of lager
Saturday, April 10th, 2010can of lager
can of lager
psshtttt
psshtttt
can of lager
can of lager
psshtttt
psshtttt
Guest Beers at the Victoria April 1st 2010
Monday, April 5th, 2010Mauldon’s Cuckoo (4.3%) £3.05
Dixons Colour of Spring (4.2%) £2.95
Butcombe Gold (4.4%) £3.15
Batemans Eggs-B (4.2%) £2.95