Category — prose

The birds were in full voice that night, as if it was the first spring.

I drove back through the greenery of the Lincolnshire countryside with the windows of the Jeep wide open.

Coming up to 9pm it was still daylight and the hedgerows were alive with noise.

Breathing in deeply I could smell new growth and it made me glad to be alive.

The reddening sky to the West bode well for the next day and there was hardly any traffic on the road which made for comfortable driving.

As I approached the outskirts of Lincoln a gentle dusk fell over the city and the lights added a pleasant warmth to the scene.

I turned in to the drive and went in to a bottle of Pauillac that I had opened to breathe before setting off on my journey.

Dramatic headlines I’m sure you will agree and not one you would expect to see in the peaceful environs of the City of Lincoln’s uphill area. This shocking event did indeed take place one Sunday as the massed bands of the District Scout Groups led a column of well drilled St Georges Day marchers around the Cathedral, across the square and into the castle.

One might associate a Boy Scout, and perhaps the occasional Girl Guide or Brownie with someone who runs amok in the woods, lighting campfires and generally getting dirty in the most ill disciplined of fashions. The modern movement however is one that has benefited from decades of progress in training on “how to handle the yoof”.

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She breezed in at the beginning of one Autumn Term. We had spent the summer lazing in our back gardens, trying to find some respite from the harsh sun that scorched Lincolnshire’s open plains. The county had a big sky with very little to fill it apart from the Cathedral and that didn’t throw enough shade.

In the summer months the Bishop himself could be found  hugging the walls of this edifice, slowly edging along with  the shadows as the sun moved around. Periodically he would escape to refill his chalice from the font. His vestments were a serious impediment to health during these times. Hot and airless. The mitre clung to his damp forehead and the sweat ran into his eyes stinging and making him blink.

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I’ve been potting some chilli plants. Got the seeds a few weeks ago in Focus Do It All and sowed them in a tray in the conservatory. As if by magic the seedlings started to come through and got to a point where I deemed it appropriate to move them into pots. In all I have 20 or so, some of which I have moved outside and one that I took In to the office. When I am not in my room I jack the aircon temperature up as high as it will go. He he he. Looking forward to plenty of burn later in the year when I get harvesting.

I’m not really a gardener. I live just down the road from Tesco. However it is sometimes nice to do gardening type stuff. Usually it is a rush of blood that gets things into the ground but after that the weeds take control. Pesky things :). I did plant a lot of peas one year and managed to get a couple of portions out of it all. Shame really because [Read more →]

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I’m back in my usual seat in the corner of the kitchen. It’s a pew we bought from Anne’s church, St Peter in Eastgate, for £130. I’m told that the going rate at auction is £30 but what the heck. It’s charidee. £130 is what the new flexible seating costs per seat.

The church’s loss is my gain. As seats go it is absolutely rock solid. Bedded in by thousands of bottoms, mostly now dead and buried. There is something poetic about having it in the kitchen with me, a confirmed atheist, sat on it writing. I also eat on it of course. The kids fight to sit on it when we are eating.

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My homepage is Google. It all started there. Don‘t ask me how because I never know where it is going to take me. Normally I just sit there and let it take over. Sometimes I just visit the same old sites. Every day. No imagination but I don’t really care. It’s a comfort factor. A bit like sitting in the same armchair day in day out. Same pair of familiar slippers maybe.

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The drunk on the train kept touching the man sat opposite, making his point. Probably not earth shattering stuff but I couldn’t hear because I was thankfully sat in the other half of the carriage.

It was an uncomfortable scene – the other passenger mostly stared straight ahead, hoping to ignore the drunk and not to be drawn into conversation. In vain for the poor unfortunate.

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They stood there, 10 travellers on the platform waiting for the night train. It was cold but not as cold as it had been. We were coming out of winter and into spring so despite the late hour there was the slightest hint of freshness in the air.

The connection wasn’t a good one so we all had to hang around, having mostly got off the express, I guess. The onward journey was only a short one, maybe thirty minutes. It wasn’t as if we had the whole night ahead of us which somewhat reduced the dramatic effect.

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At 1 o’clock the ground was already bustling with people as the mascot reported for duty. The parking attendant orchestrated. A room at the back of the club shop provided the kit for the day.

Yellow stewards bibs abounded. Black clad doormen, wired for sound, occasionally touched an ear and accepted his presence as he entered the inner sanctum, a place known only to players, managers and mascots, the elite.

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The service was due to start at 2pm but by 1.40 if you weren’t already in you weren’t going to get a seat. We sat there in our Sunday funereal best biding our time. I was glad I had dressed soberly although I had considered doing otherwise. This didn’t stretch to a tie.

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There was nothing to distinguish the road from the others I had crossed on my journey there that day. I imagined the nearly identical front rooms in each of the identical terraced houses having little to tell them apart.

This one was different though. On the surface it looked the same and for consistency the everpresent seagull was perched on the rooftop of one of the terraces. But this road had soul.

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Unlike the idealised Dylan Thomas childhood it never snowed at Christmas when I was a boy. I think I can only remember one white Christmas which was when I was an adult and home for the holidays. We walked up Greeba mountain behind the house that year trudging through the snow and getting our feet wet. We were unprepared for the conditions. Also it hadn’t been our intention to make it all the way to the top but we just kept on going and before we knew it we were there. It wasn’t a particularly big mountain.

The view for the short time we stayed at the summit was terrific. It was a crisp clear day and of course there was snow all around. Coming back down was not easy going but we made it back to Ballagarey Road red cheeked and frozen to dry our feet, warm up and get festively comfortable.

Christmas during childhood followed a pattern that evolved over the years. When we were small, in Dolgellau, I recall the bottle of Babycham that we were each allowed on Christmas Day and Boxing Day and Dad making badges for us out of the tops of Pale Ale bottles. Not much else from those days although the piles of presents were large I seem to remember. Being the older of the three my large pile got smaller over the years far more quickly than the girls’ in line with a maturing choice.

When we lived in Cardiff I remember sitting in Ann and Sue’s Wendy House watching slides from some sort of projector. Dad, as I found out many years later, had spent half the night trying to put it up, a feature of Christmas that I have since discovered in my own house. That, I think, was the year Ann broke my new Subbuteo rails. She was trying to be helpful by snapping them off instead of pulling them apart. Ah well! Do they still do Subbuteo?

I’m not sure we often had a visitor at Christmas in those days. Nana used to go to Anti Mair’s in London but she must have come to us sometimes as well. These days with my own family we have always had one set of parents or other to stay and it seems strange this year when we have been on our own again. At least we have the children :-) .

I do remember the year that the Amos cousins from Carlisle came to stay when we lived in Waunfawr although my main memory of that occasion was stumbling across some Airfix modelling kits in a cupboard. There was nothing that could be hidden from us kids…

The Isle of Man is where most of my memories come from though those are somewhat clouded by the fact that that is also where I discovered the pleasures of beer. Christmas in those days always included drinks at the Crosby on Christmas Eve. The Crosby Silver Band would come in to entertain us and it was a great evening. Everyone was so friendly. The beauty of Christmas Eve at the Crosby was also that mam would come and pick me up, saving the one and a half mile walk back, the last half of which was up the back lane in pitch darkness.

There were also journeys into town for pub crawls that would end up at Simon Willoughby’s dad’s church for midnight mass, the crates of beer left in the foyer covered with coats. We rarely found a party. Doesn’t seem the thing to do on Christmas Eve but the age of built in irresponsibility the idea that people were busy preparing for the next day didn’t seem to occur to us.

There then came a time when mam and dad’s circle of friends would throw party on Christmas morning, each couple taking it in turns to hold it every year. They were great starts to the day although I remember the first one that we had Tom old enough to appreciate the joys and benefits of Christmas I woke up with a stinking hangover, did not enjoy the present opening and sat out most of the breakfast in the car. That stopped the period of overindulgence on Christmas Eve once and, hitherto, for all.

Christmas Day was spent eating, drinking and afterwards watching the obligatory Mary Poppins or James Bond movie followed by Billy Smarts Circus. For a period of time, where Dad’s social and moral consciousness drove us to the local Methodist Church for the morning service we were well and truly punished with a visit from the Rev Wilf Pierce and his family who would turn up as we were settling into post lunch beer, quality street and the movie.

Off would go the television and out would come cups of tea, Christmas cake and the presents to “proudly” show off. Everyone liked Wilf but his devotion to duty and to the welfare of his flock on the pagan holiday latterly known as Christmas Day was to most of us well beyond the call of that duty and a totally unnecessary step. My return from Bangor University and stubborn refusal to go to church sorted it out. Either we all went or none of us did so we ended up, to Dad’s disappointment I’m sure, with a longer lie in and, result, no visit from Wilf.

On Boxing Day dad and I would sometimes go and play golf. On one occasion some people came back to our house for lunch and I recall two full bottles of armagnac and cognac being presented for comparison. Four of us polished off the bottles, for me, just in time to be picked up by the lads to go into town for the evening!

Christmas rolled on in this familiar vein each year until the time came when, with a family of my own, it became too much of an expedition to travel away and we settled into the more recent routine of hosting the extended family ourselves. The change of venue brought little change to the actual routine. Different destinations though. The Cathedral Carol Service for some, the Morning Star for others and for a while, until time and corporeal degeneration got the better of the willing brain, the Boxing Day rugby match. Dad still buys the rounds when we go out but I am looking forward to the day when I take over the mantle and am buying the beers for our 4.

The piles of children’s presents seem as huge as ever and they still shrink according to age of the owner. The dissatisfaction of others with my ability to time the cooking so that it all came to the table cooked, still hot and at the same time meant that I was relegated to lighting the fire and drinking the champagne in the front room. Result.

The meal is always a huge success and my snoring grows louder every year as afterwards I hog a settee and fall asleep. I still love Christmas but it never ever snows.

I must have passed it dozens of times but had never noticed it before.

It was a church. The usual sort of ancient edifice, as scattered by the hundred across the ancient land. Surrounding it was the graveyard, fairly full and over the road stood the Vicarage.

The road itself was a small country lane that will have once seen the occasional horse and cart and a flurry of activity on a Sunday though rarely what might be called a good crowd.

The nameless resident cleric will have led a life of rural nonentity, his mechanical existence ordained by tradition and poverty. This was not a rich living. The parish sparsely populated. In return for a small stipend he administered a menu of rites and was not required to contribute with original thinking.

His small flock ruminated acceptance of this with equally unthinking obedience as they had always done.

The church was a few miles outside town and looking round from my vantage point I could count three or four other spires that will have represented the same countryside cameo, a fearful society ruled by the exploitation of ignorance.

I was on a train which passed within a hundred yards of the church across a field. The building of the railway line must have come as a huge shock to the parish, or at least to the clergyman. His peaceful existence shattered by progress, probably concurrent with a dwindling attendance caused by the move into town to the “railhead”.

The big silos of the sugar beet factory gazed down in contempt at the scene whilst dense white smoke emitted from tall chimney stacks.

Then. Island living. You make your own entertainment. Long winter nights radiating around coal fires in smoky-dark front parlours of elbow-worn public houses.

The road outside leads grimly to the tidal harbour, lashed full of herring boats battened down against the storms that visit now as regularly as tourists in summer.

There is little movement during the shortened days. Beds stay occupied when there is no fishing and the nets have been seen to. Oil lamps supervise the weekly news from the rest of the island. Shadows are cast and the narrow cobbles between the houses rarely see direct sunlight.

Quilts are stitched and there is the unvarying routine of keeping the household going. Fireblack, scrubbing the doorstep, breadmaking, the Monday washroom mangle, the gossip over the doorstep with the neighbours.

Sundays present little variation to the theme. Some tidy up and in their best suits pay homage to the All Powerful, praying perhaps for a gap in the weather.

Now. The jungle is long tamed and grows tidily in pots and on trellises seen through French windows. Concessions are made to island life. The internet brings a choice of entertainments and world news updated by the minute. Virtual escapism.

Beds stay occupied when the storms lash the golf course though nowadays the Church only half fills. The occasional sortie to Safeway replenishes supplies and the hatches are closed again.

There is little fishing except in the long summer days when generations come to visit and chaos reigns. The noise and the laughter evokes memories of other times.

Walks down to the promenade and the lifeboat lead to a spot of rock pooling around the castle. Ice-cream parloured sticky- faces complain about sandy feet and want lifts back up the hill.

Maturer beer-stirred relaxations outside the marina facing Creek Inn are followed by gourmet dinners back at HQ.

Visits all too short though as long as anyone can cope with.

After early morning goodbyes, it grows quiet again and a deep peace settles over The Grove. Old friends, the couple, fifty years young, reflect on the harmony of their half century together and smile.

For Alun and Eileen Davies

They made it. Across the Cambrian divide and with it came total immersion for her in the language of the hills. The lush surroundings a fertile backdrop for the young couple with a growing family.

Friday night out with the boys, Saturday mornings refereeing rugby matches. Nursing, the stroll down the hill into the village, post office and corner shop, Christmas came with Babycham and bottle top badges proclaiming Pale Ale by the crate.

Mountains were climbed, sandcastles built and long, cross country journeys spent in the car back to the coalfields.

Machynlleth, Aberystwyth, Aberaeron, Lampeter, Cross Hands, bus trips into Llanelli, Carmarthen and Swansea.

Carwyn James, The Farmers Arms. Slack coal on tips picked with Rachel Mary drws nesa’. The shed with the gas mask and world war two helmet. Bryn’s pop factory; coloured bottles that could never be successfully hidden from small prying eyes. Welshcakes, visits from Uncle Glan and Anti Lilian, Cei and Clarice.

John the baker and the co-op van vied with the mobile library to provide distraction. Tenby. Cricket in the back garden, hide and seek in the front. The tin bath in front of the fire, the cupboard under the stairs and the cold, dark, downstairs toilet out the back.

For Alun and Eileen Davies