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Peas with Honey

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

I eat my peas with honey,

I’ve done it since I was one,

You may think it’s funny

But it’s actually really yummy,

I could eat it by the ton.

The Fork’n Knife Club

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Members must have
Ageless beauty
And inner strength,
Be hard working
And fun loving
With a positive outlook to life.
A net source of love
They will have kids who
Are often a joy
Though a constant worry.

Membership is by natural selection

For Mam.

Inside the hornpipe

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

It starts off slow

We smile because we know

For now we’re safe.  The show though

Will soon start to go with a little more flow.

 

Back to the beginning

The tune starts going

More quickly. People start looking

Some even start clapping

In time and stamping.

 

We’re still smiling,

But back again to the beginning

It’s now about trying

To keep going

As people keep clapping, and stamping

And singing and pushing and speeding

And shouting.

 

And with one big flourish it’s over

We’ve done it again, it’s always a winner.

Christmas presents

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

What do they want for Christmas ?

Every year the same

Thinking about gifts for others

A book, some socks, a game ?

 

It’s better to think of others

Than always to think of me

But getting it right at Christmas

Is never a certainty.

 

Have they already got one ?

Perhaps they’ve got two or three

Will they want chocolate golf balls ?

I wouldn’t if it were me.

 

Whatever you give at Christmas

And when the excitement mounts

Remember to think of others

It’s really the thought that counts.

Bath Christmas Market

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Crisp, crunch, cold. Twinkly lights.

Sugar-dusted waffles, warm spices.

Hats, gloves, scarves, thick woolly tights

This year’s Christmas delights 

 

Goldfish bowl horses yellow red green

Up down round up down round

Cameras flashing, laughing, keen,

Go again if you pay your pound.

 

One-legged fire-wheels, cap on ground,

Tall, double-green, Christmas tree.

Elbows, toes, lost, found,

Bath Christmas market memory

Tea Ern ?

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Terry’s on the urn; it’s his turn.

Tea for two ?

More like two hundred and twenty two.

 

It’s Tref’s turn too; he’s volunteered to do

The washing up

Of two hundred and twenty two teacups.

 

Sue’s out in the hall, collecting back all

Of Terry’s teacups

For Tref, in turn, to wash up.

The Apple Tree

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

 

The apple tree buds, the start of spring,

The first sign of hope,

The flowers arrive and with them

Birdsong, absent for some months now.

Fresh new smells in the garden and the cleaned up patio

Point to lunch outside for the first time.

 

The flowers turn to green berries,

Unnoticed at first but getting a little bigger each day,

As the summer progresses.

We still sit outside for food, when the weather allows.

Though more often we complain about it,

But the apple tree likes the rain.

 

Holidays come and we abandon the tree to

Work its magic, and the apples grow fat.

Expectantly we await the first windfalls

That suggest harvest time has arrived.

 

Back to school and a bumper crop.

Up the ladder to pick the finest,

Bags filled full and heavy.

In the kitchen, flour, sugar and blackberries

Make a heavenly combination.

 

Outside the apple tree is now forgotten,

Its job done, leaves gone,

Just the odd fruit left, out of reach,

Bending slender bough and bobbing wildly

As the winter winds wreak havoc on the garden.

 

The apples, stored in the shed

Won’t last the winter…

 

 

For Ann Cookson

 

Twice

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

totootwo2tutu

totootwo2tutu

chouxchewshooshoechoochoo

chouxchewshooshoechoochoo

moo, moo

 

From an idea by Benjammin

Impromptu Lunch

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Impromptu lunch, finest kind,

A few beers,

No such thing as a free one,

So I paid.

The kettle boils, hopefully

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

The kettle boils, hopefully. I meant to say that I hope the kettle will boil rather than an observation as to the mental state of the kettle as it is boiling.

The tea brews; you know what I’m saying

The wife awaits, expectantly, looking forward to her first cuppa of the day.

Dutifully, I carry the tray upstairs.

Food For Thought – 15th January, 2006

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Monday

Breakfast

Bran flakes with semi skimmed milk & banana

Lunch

Tuna & sweetcorn sandwich on brown bread with Satsuma and pear

Dinner

Fillet steak with salad – lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber with olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing, mustard

Fruit

Tuesday

Breakfast

Bran flakes with semi skimmed milk & banana

Lunch

Waitrose sweet chilli Chicken fillets, bean salad and greek salad

Dinner

Gammon steak with carrots, cauliflower & leeks in cheese and bacon sauce

Fruit

Wednesday

breakfast

Bacon roll, glass of milk

Lunch

Ploughmans baguette with ham and cheese & crisps

Dinner

Thai pork green curry with basmati rice

Fruit

Thursday

Bacon sandwich

Duck wrap with hoisin sauce and cheese and onion crisps

5 pints of stella, packet of peanuts and burger and fries

Friday

breakfast

Mars bar, Lucozade, pint of milk

lunch

Hot cheese and onion baguette with mineral water

Latte

Latte and caramel shortcake

dinner

Big mac meal, 5 pints of timothy tailor landlord, packet of peanuts

Saturday

Breakfast

Bacon sandwich with milk

lunch

Home made ham, beef and veg soup, french bread and cheese

dinner

5 pints of IPA, packet of peanuts

Turkey biryani, bottle of red wine

Mango chutney

Fruit with half fat fromage frais 

Sunday

Breakfast

Bacon sandwich, glass of milk

lunch

Chicken wrap, salad – lettuce, cucumber, tomato and spring onion, parma ham, gammon ham

Banana & grapes

Dinner

Roast pork

Roast potatoes in goose fat

Carrots, parsnips, peas

Fruit with half fat fromage frais

Bottle Of Wine

Friday, October 17th, 2008

It’s red, the bottle of wine. At this time, on a friday night, there isn’t much left. The book is open, face down, on the stool in front of me. A good book, but it has already served its purpose, for the evening.

John sits on the sofa, smacking his lips, after a bread roll, watching the snooker, on the telly. Six reds, six blacks, a disappointing miss. It’s green, the snooker table. The black is black. The book is read, like the wine.

A Quick Saturday Morning Tesco Run

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

OJ, bacon, bread, bananas,

Coco Snaps or similar,

£50 cashback for Anne

And Maltesers for Hannah to take to dancing.

Leader

Friday, September 26th, 2008

A hard fought campaign.

The hustings.

The response of the crowd.

The populist vote.

Laughter, silence, emotion.

Tension.

Release.

Victory.

Celebration!

9th September 1958

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

9th September was a big day
In 1958
There she was
Late,
Renee, her right
on her big day.
There stood Keith,
Nervous
But excited
Neck
Craning to see
If his bride to be
had arrived.
Music, vicar, I do’s, kisses
More music,
Laughter, expectation
Sherry, lemonade, beer, wine
No more rationing
Boots filled speeches
Reminiscences
Tin cans, horeshoes
Glow, hope, expectation.

9th September 2008
50 years on
Taxi on time
Posh hotel
Posh nosh
3 kids, 6 grandchildren
Their mark imprinted
Sherry, lemonade, beer, wine
Speeches, more reminiscences
Absent friends, achievements
Glow, home, satisfaction.