Walking back from doing my civic duty this morning I passed a chap struggling, one-handed, to manipulate a large wheelie bin along the pavement. In his other hand was a mobile phone, clamped to his ear.
Chap: “Oh aye, you’re off for a week now aren’t you ?”
Mobile phone: “I’M OFF FOR A WEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!”
It made me smile
Isn’t it illegal to drive a wheelie bin and use a mobile phone at the same time?