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John is partial to his sport
He can play most any sort,
Give him a bat and give him a ball
He’ll have …
Lilly’s such a silly billy
Likes to dance and play the fool
People think she’s a bit crazy
But not me I think she’s cool.
This is only a short poem
Because Lilly’s not so tall
But it’s only fair …
There are lots of different kinds of cheeses
Some with holes and some, which when you smell ‘em
blows your socks off to your kneeses
filling your head with lots of sneezes.
Not all cheese is holy,
except when eaten …
Bears don’t sit on chairs,
You see their bottoms are too hairy
And they’re really very heavy
So they don’t find perching easy.
When they come in from the woods
With their paws all wet with honey –
A chair …