Farewell to Checkpoint Charlie. Flung the curtains of my room open early this morning to find a blanket of snow once more covering the ground. My time in Berlin has been characterised by cold February rain with the pavements still covered in rock salt scattered there only a few days earlier when they were skating in parks and skiing on the old templehof airfield. The return of snow seems fitting.
My time in Berlin has been both productive and enjoyable. I can’t tell you the real purpose of my visit, lets just call it meetings, with the cover story of visiting son John to celebrate his birthday, but it has been worthwhile and included seeing people in smoky jazz bars, a trip to the Russian military command post under the pretence of seeing where the Germans signed the surrender document at the end of ww2 and a beer in Cafe des Westens. The finale was the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra gig last night with Lang Lang on keys where we drank champagne purchased with western issue Euros. Escaping observation, we were one of the first out of the building into the terrible stormy night and immediately got lucky with a taxi that whisked me back to the comfort and security of the hotel bar.
At breakfast a bright orange refuse truck did its rounds with a guy in orange hi viz vest and shorts walking alongside feeding it binfuls of trash. I also observed a guy in shorts and flip-flops helping himself at the breakfast buffet. He clearly hadn’t looked out the window before deciding what to wear this morning.
My driver picked me up on time. We exchanged passwords. Anas, I uttered. Trefor he replied. I’m now in an uber headed for the new airport and a flight that will take me back to London and the circus of the six nations. The drive to the airport was uneventful. I didn’t really care if we were being followed by then as I had already done what I came to do and was now just heading home.
Then came the schoolboy error. Security was a breeze. I avoided check in because I only had hand carry. Fast track worked and I was soon through the schengen area walking briskly through C gates looking for the lounge. No signs whatsoever. Gemini told me that the lounge was before schengen security. Doh. The gate, C15 was one of the furthest away. I am now sat trying to look inconspicuous in plain view near the desk at C15. There are 12 others that I can see at the gate. I am far too early.
I am expecting the flight to be a quiet one. A ten twenty five take off to LCY means a cup of tea, my book and an earful of relaxing sounds.
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Western Europe is covered in cloud. The bright sunlit uplands at 30,000 feet don’t represent the lives of people with their feet firmly on the ground.
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1st officer Gilbert Tyrer pulled rank on me in the queue for the up front loo. I politely deferred to him. Back in my seat my right lense fell out of my specs. Nightmare. Found it underneath the seat in front. Since I got my new lenses I found that there was something not quite right in my Oakley specs. Unfortunately Oakley don’t make them any more and I will have to resort to buying a second hand pair off tinterweb. Will be much cheaper than a complete new frame and lenses. I have had the old Oakleys for yonks so they’ve paid for themselves. However wouldn’t have bought new lenses for them had I known the trouble they would give.
Our approach to LCY took us round the shard and over tower bridge and were slightly late landing due to the de icing delay. This delay was exacerbated by the fact that a passenger needed paramedic help and we all had to stay in our seats whilst he was attended to. Fair enough. The upshot was I missed my train. Fortunately I was able to repurpose that ticket whilst I was sat on platform 2 at Stratford International and before the original train had departed. My alternative was to catch the 13.03 to Newark and Uber it home from there. Wouldn’t make that much difference in the time taken to get home as it happens. 13.03 looked a little tight so I bought a flexible ticket but in the end made it in a somewhat breathless condition with 30 seconds to spare. Whew. Nailbiter. It’s not about the money. It’s about getting back in plenty of time to settle in for the six nations.
