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25 October 2026

BUELO BATTERS

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BUELO BATTERS. Headlines in all the papers this morning. Not really. Well it might be but I haven’t looked and we don’t get a paper anymore. Haven’t since the advent of tintwerweb. Even my dad gave up buying the Grauniad when he got an ADSL connection. Used the saving on the newspaper as justification for the cost of the “broadband”.

Anyway Storm Buelo is currently blowing down trees all over the country. In our garden it has wreaked havoc with innumerable small twigs and branches littering the landscape. I’ll have to check to see if Brian the fishing gnome is ok. The tarp covering the garden furniture has held. A good investment that.

This morning we had a bit of a lie in. Only problem was that I still woke up at the normal BST time and so lay awake in bed for an hour or so checking the state of things on my device. Under the covers obvs as I didn’t want to disturb THG but she was probably also awake. I’m pleased we are now back to GMT. It feels more right than the artificialness (artificiality?) of BST. More solid.

Weetabix with a banana, bit of toast and a cup of tea followed by the three s’ and I am in the shed (having bowed by dead into Buelo for the journey) and ready for the day. Seeing as the clocks have changed I thought it prudent to replace the battery in the clock on the shed wall. It’s been stuck at half past six for a year. You know when it is time to get a job done. I have a few jobs today, the most important of which is to prepare the Sunday dinner. Roast chicken with all the trimmings except we have no bacon or sausages for the PIBs. Might nip out for those. See how I get on with everything else.

24 October 2026

the retirement of the Saucy Sue

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I’m thinking of retiring the rescue boat Saucy Sue. She spends most of her time upside down in the water nowadays and needs rescuing herself. Not much use when someone is in trouble in the water. She normally gets put away in dry storage for maintenance and tlc over winter anyway. Whilst you’d think the lake would be a more dangerous place to be in winter the fact is that people tend to bunker down in their log cabins and go out as little as possible. The lake is in a pretty remote spot and doesn’t get much passing tourist footfall. Otherwise I’d have opened a kiosk to sell teas and coffees etc. Brian will also be headed to his Caribbean winter quarters soon. He hasn’t let me know when yet but the big game fishing season beckons.

Set the first time machine backup to NAS going after lunch yesterday and it finished at around quarter to ten last night. Also backed up 2,800 photos to NAS this morning, never to be looked at again 🙂 That ain’t totes true as my Google TV streamer randomly picks from Google Photos as a screensaver. But that doesn’t touch the NAS. It’s an insurance policy. The day after I stop doing it the whole of Google will go down and people will have lost all their pics.

All is quiet in the house.THG has gone out running. Upon finishing her Park Run THG and I have arranged to meet at the Tesco garage to put air in her car tyres. Her tyres don’t necessarily need air but her bloomin tyre pressure alarm keeps going off and the only way to get rid of it is to reset it which needs to be done after putting air in. So now I have a plan. We measure the pressure before we put air in the tyres and make a note of each one. Then we reset the alert. Next time it goes off we do the same again. If it is going off when the tyres are within spec we take it to Peugeot and tell em to sort it out (the Silver Bullet is a Peugeot 208). They are notorious for having this problem apaz. If it looks like one tyre is slowly deflating we just need to get that one looked at but I don’t really think that is the case. We both need to do it because you can’t see the pressure reading shown on the machine if alone. I’ve never had to look at tyre pressures in any other car we have possessed, even though the books say you should check monthly.

The problem is that to do this we need to find a tyre inflator at a garage. Tesco’s was kaput, as was the one in Waitrose aand the Shell garage on Burton Road. We gave up and parked it until our John comes over from Burlin on Tuesday.

Tonight we are off out to see Undermilk Wood at the Broadbent Theatre. Gotta get there early to grab a parking space near the gate as otherwise it can take ages to get out of the car park at the end of a show.

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Storm someone or other has been beating down on the shire all afternoon. I feel quite sorry for those who’ve gone to Sincil Bank to wath the Burnley game. Plus the players. Mind you at 68 minutes we are winning 4 – 1 after Burnley scored first. Some of the boys have gone to Newark on the train to watch Lincoln RFC play. Everyone there will be getting a real soaking.

8 September 2026

Derby Curio by Hilton

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Breakfasted well on a partial English. Almost full but no egg or tomayto. I don’t do black pudding. Two sausages which for me is over the top but there were two left in the fridge that needed using, so used they were. I did think I was facing a relaxed morning ahead but realise now that I have a meeting with my accountant at nine thirty so I’ll have to get dressed for that 🙂 

Heading for London this pm. I was going to have dinner with one of the boys from Brussels but he changed his schedule to come tomorrow morning and so that’s off. However I booked a non-cancellable hotel room rate so I’m going anyway. I don’t normally book a non-cancellable tariff but London prices can get so ridiculous that it can be the only way to get a vaguely sensible room rate. Even then it is expensive. The upside is that I now get to meet our Joe.

Trying a new hotel this trip, the Derby Curio by Hilton or some such moniker. It’s new to me but also new on the market. See how it goze. It happens to be the nearest Hilton to Bishopsgate which is why I chose it. Just a short walk in the morning.

THG is off out running with the Pink Ladies, fair play. She is running the Lincoln 10k this year and is starting to gear up for it. V proud of her. 

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Meeting over and now need to think what to do with the rest of the morning. Gotta pack obvs. Socks, pants, tshirt and jeans, toothbrush etc. That doesn’t take long. 2 mins ish. I wouldn’t even bother sticking the jeans in but I’m currently in shorts mode and don’t really want to wear shorts tomorrow. Could also take out the recycling.

Now playing Stacey’s Mom in the shed. Came on as a random track. Not seen the accompanying vid before. Before we know it the music has moved on to Stayin’ Alive. Really my era. The Cave disco under Summerland at the end of the prom in Douglas. Now playing Kung Fu Fighting. It is the tref’s faves playlist on random with some Spotify suggested tracks interspersed with my choices.

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Uneventful trip to Laandan other than it was raining when I got ere so I jumped in a cab. Not much of a queue which surprised me a little as I thought London Taxis got busier during wet weather. The hotel is nice enough and they’ve given me a voucher for a free cocktail which I’ll have to decide whether to spend before going out or when I get back. Depends really whether I can find a pub showing the Bournemouth v Lincoln game. Trouble is there is European Cup action and a few games in the Carabao (league) Cup that are probably of more interest to the general public so the Imps will be lower down in the priority. The solution would be to come back to the hotel and watch it on my laptop in the bar, which is where the free cocktail would come into it. It’s also half price between 5pm and 6pm but I won’t be around then. I’ll let you know what happens obvs.

27 August 2026

having some R&R from the R&R

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Calm here in the Bay of Mont St Michel. Not quite comfortable sitting out on the balcony temperature without a light sweater yet. Unfortunately, and in my wisdom, I haven’t brought such a sweater on the trip and have under these circumstances been wearing my flowery linen jacket which unfortunately is starting to see some wear and tear. This particular jacket gets compliments all over the world. I recall wearing it on the boardwalk in Santa Cruz some years ago when an ageing hippy came walking towards me. He stopped, shook me firmly by the hand, and said cool threads man, cool threads. Ditto some bloke in a Range Rover at the hotel in La Rochelle. Our Peugeot 208 (the Silver Bullet) was blocking the exit to the hotel courtyard and he was having to wait whilst the valet parked another car before moving ours. Great jacket, he said.

Although I am slowly moving away from flowery shirts as they wear out, and the thinner silk ones are already doing this, this jacket is too good to not have one. Arranging another trip to Shanghai just to have one made is not on the cards but at some stage I will have to consider my options.

The other news this morning is that we were going to visit the Dior Museum but are now probably not. Turns out you have to book and there are no spaces left today. Availability starts at 12.30 tomorrow which doesn’t work for us. We want to be on our way to the Dead Man’s Corner museum by then. It’s only a small gaff so looks like they restrict numbers. You can rock up on spec but the website says there can be queues of up to an hour and tbh I ain’t that bothered about looking at women’s dresses.

Did make me think about DMC and I have now bought advanced tix for the 12.45 entry. We have the 45 min filum at 1pm and the 15 min C47 simulator at 2pm. They have the same plane used in the Band of Brothers. Shud be gud. Our campsite is just down the road at the edge of the estuary. This trip we will have gone from farmhouse in 75 acres with our own pool to 5 star hotel to 4 star hotel to 3 stars and then a campsite 🙂 It’s the only place we could stay within walking distance of Chez Roger on le Grand Vey, Utah Beach. We have paid for 2 nights as that is the min stay but it is still a lot cheaper than any of our other accommodations. Dead Man’s Corner will take us to fourish at which time we can check in to the campsite and use the pool before getting ready for Rog.

Down at breakfast we sat at a table in the window. It wasn’t the table I had my eye on but as I was filling up with freshly squeezed orange juice a family of three alighted on it. No problemo I thought. I’ll take the one next to it. Then the dad proceeded to drag my second option table to join it with the first and so bagsed the best and second best spots. Nothing much in it tbh. We were happy with ours. I had some grapefruit, cafe au lait and some breakfast breads with four squeezed oranges.

Said family has now appeared on the terrace below our balcony. The kid has a thick comic book that he’s been working his way through fair play. I’d guess he is around four. His dad is playing with his phone.

We have three full days of the holiday left. Today and tomorrow are sorted and the ferry doesn’t leave until 23:00 on Saturday so we have all day to play with. We’ve done most of the good ww2 spots at least once (with DMC being the exception) so will have a think. There is the obligatory visit to Carrefour before getting on the boat. Need to stock up on various local delicacies. The serious stuff will have to be sourced from artisanal shops somewhere en route in Normandy. Camembert etc. need to see if I can buy a bottle of Le Breuil (comme les éditions Single Cask ou Finition Palo Cortado/Calvados).

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Bit of a walk up to the high town this am taking in a bit of the Atlantic wall, the lighthouse, church of Notre Dame, the Grand Porte with drawbridge, a caff called BAR la Rafale (cafe au lait and a mint tea) and then a walk around the sea walls until we descended past some more Atlantic wall fortifications to buy sandwiches for a picnic lunch which we took sitting on the prom looking out to sea. The Geermans had blown up a lot of the fortifications before retreating.

Now back in my usual seat on the balcony having some R&R from the R&R. Out to Restaurant du Port ce soir.

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Spectac thunderstorms far out to sea in the Bay of Mont St Michel. The very dark sky is touching the sea at the horizon and is being lit up occasionally as the lightning strikes. An occasional lighthouse flashes. Ya don’t want to be out in that weather. Oddly it is very calm here in Granville. No wind. We had a great dinner in Restaurant du Port (or simlar). Best foie gras I’ve ever had fair play. Walked home and had a digestif in the bar around the corner from the hotel. Bar Tender. Very gay manager/owner chatted with a couple of guys who I assumed were pals. I asked if they sold the tshirts as merch but negative. Would have regretted it in the morning anyway. Had a double calvados. Nowt special but hey… We are in Normandy. Even the sea in front of the hotel is dark. No swimming ce soir.

No sound from the storm. The lightning is probably too far away. Never seen such a dark sky as this. I guess it might get nearer but I’ll probs be asleep.

15 February 2026

the straightening of the Rhine and other natural jottings

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I quite like a nice cold frosty winter’s day. Unfortunately the miserable cold damp days we are getting doesn’t fit this description. It did make me wonder when spring is due so I googled it. Not that spring is a sure fire guarantee that the weather will change. In all probability it won’t, this being the disunited kingdom, but we can but dream.

Anyway google told me that in 2026, the first day of spring in the UK (astronomical spring) falls on Friday, March 20, marked by the vernal equinox at 14:45 GMT. Meteorological spring, which is used by forecasters for consistent data, begins on March 1 and runs until May 31. Hadn’t quite grasped that there were two springs. This consistent data business is a little too sterile for my liking. Man trying to create order out of the natural order, or disorder of things.

Reminded me that our John and I visited the Deutsches Historisches Museum on Thursday only to find the bloody place closed for renovation. This seems to happen to us. On our last visit we decided to go to the Pergammon Museum only to find it was closed until 2027! The DHM fortunately had an annex that was still open with a special exhibit on Nature and German History so we went in there. Was quite good fair play. I learnt from Martin Luther’s doctrine that all people’s souls were free and that when you are dead it doesn’t matter who you were in life – your soul would be treated in the same way as all others. Words to that effect anyway. Now this caused ole Martin Luther a lot of problems as the peasants interpreted it as everyone was equal in life and became revolting peasants. People see things in a way that suits them whether it’s how good the ref was in the big match yesterday or whether it was right that they should be subjected to inhuman slavery conditions.

Anyway the point I was going to make in relation to order and nature was about the straightening of the Rhine. You may well have been aware (I wasn’t) that the Upper Rhine was significantly straightened and canalized between 1817 and 1876 by the German engineer and hydrologist Johann Gottfried Tulla. Working with Baden government officials, Tulla directed this massive engineering project to reduce flooding, reclaim agricultural land, and improve navigation between Basel and Worms, shortening the river by approximately 81 km. Wow I thought. Impressivo. Certainly the good people who lived around the Rhine thought so. The improvements led to increased commerce and job creation. Good times all round. What they hadn’t foreseen was the knock on effects of lowering the water table and its subsequent detriment to agricultural production. Shame really that humanity feels the need to try to change and control nature. Live with it, people. 

Another thing in the exhibit that jumped out of the page at me was the effect the industrial revolution had on bee populations and diversity. The picture says it all. The number of bee species pre and post industrial revolution.

Whilst investigating the first day of spring google took it upon itself to appraise me of Easter (that’s Spring Break for the Americuns amongst us). On the Gregorian calendar, used by most Christian denominations, Easter typically falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox, known as the Paschal Full Moon. I always knew it was something like that but was never sufficiently interested to dig deeper. Now we know. Doesn’t really help that much as my knowledge of things natural doesn’t extend to having a handle on dates of the full moon, dates being an unnatural construct anyway. Woteva.

I will leave you this morning with the news that breakfast today was buttered toast with THG’s home made marmalade. Deelish. Also we are going to Nottingham this pm to participate in a singing workshop conducted by John Rutter no less. Cool or what? Outside remains miserable and damp.

14 February 2026

Goodbye Charlie

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Farewell to Checkpoint Charlie. Flung the curtains of my room open early this morning to find a blanket of snow once more covering the ground. My time in Berlin has been characterised by cold February rain with the pavements still covered in rock salt scattered there only a few days earlier when they were skating in parks and skiing on the old templehof airfield. The return of snow seems fitting.

My time in Berlin has been both productive and enjoyable. I can’t tell you the real purpose of my visit, lets just call it meetings, with the cover story of visiting son John to celebrate his  birthday, but it has been worthwhile and included seeing people in smoky jazz bars, a trip to the Russian military command post under the pretence of seeing where the Germans signed the surrender document at the end of ww2 and a beer in Cafe des Westens. The finale was the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra gig last night with Lang Lang on keys where we drank champagne purchased with western issue Euros. Escaping observation, we were one of the first out of the building into the terrible stormy night and immediately got lucky with a taxi that whisked me back to the comfort and security of the hotel bar.

At breakfast a bright orange refuse truck did its rounds with a guy in orange hi viz vest and shorts walking alongside feeding it binfuls of trash. I also observed a guy in shorts and flip-flops helping himself at the breakfast buffet. He clearly hadn’t looked out the window before deciding what to wear this morning.

My driver picked me up on time. We exchanged passwords. Anas, I uttered. Trefor he replied. I’m now in an uber headed for the new airport and a flight that will take me back to London and the circus of the six nations. The drive to the airport was uneventful. I didn’t really care if we were being followed by then as I had already done what I came to do and was now just heading home.

Then came the schoolboy error. Security was a breeze. I avoided check in because I only had hand carry. Fast track worked and I was soon through the schengen area walking briskly through C gates looking for the lounge. No signs whatsoever. Gemini told me that the lounge was before schengen security. Doh. The gate, C15 was one of the furthest away. I am now sat trying to look inconspicuous in plain view near the desk at C15. There are 12 others that I can see at the gate. I am far too early.

I am expecting the flight to be a quiet one. A ten twenty five take off to LCY means a cup of tea, my book and an earful of relaxing sounds.

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Western Europe is covered in cloud. The bright sunlit uplands at 30,000 feet don’t represent the lives of people with their feet firmly on the ground.

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1st officer Gilbert Tyrer pulled rank on me in the queue for the up front loo. I politely deferred to him. Back in my seat my right lense fell out of my specs. Nightmare. Found it underneath the seat in front. Since I got my new lenses I found that there was something not quite right in my Oakley specs. Unfortunately Oakley don’t make them any more and I will have to resort to buying a second hand pair off tinterweb. Will be much cheaper than a complete new frame and lenses. I have had the old Oakleys for yonks so they’ve paid for themselves. However wouldn’t have bought new lenses for them had I known the trouble they would give.

Our approach to LCY took us round the shard and over tower bridge and were slightly late landing due to the de icing delay. This delay was exacerbated by the fact that a passenger needed paramedic help and we all had to stay in our seats whilst he was attended to. Fair enough. The upshot was I missed my train. Fortunately I was able to repurpose that ticket whilst I was sat on platform 2 at Stratford International and before the original train had departed. My alternative was to catch the 13.03 to Newark and Uber it home from there. Wouldn’t make that much difference in the time taken to get home as it happens. 13.03 looked a little tight so I bought a flexible ticket but in the end made it in a somewhat breathless condition with 30 seconds to spare. Whew. Nailbiter. It’s not about the money. It’s about getting back in plenty of time to settle in for the six nations.

19 November 2025

Storm Claudia still doing her thing

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Storm Claudia is still doing her thing. Feels as if she’s been around for some time. My records suggest we are at day 4. One of those people who come to stay without telling you when they are going home and you have to start dropping hints. Claudia has quite an icy attitude towards some parts of the country. Giving them the cold shoulder. No snow here though, just rain.

Another restless night partly spent listening to Claudia knocking on the window. Did sit in on a 2 hour TMS podcast but it was too much. I think you can overdose on cricket pre match build up. I suspect I’ll be listening to the start of the first test on Friday morning. A beneficial side effect of post operative sleepless nights. As long as we are doing ok 🙂

Used some of my time awake to delete facebook posts on American politics. Not friends’ posts. Those that facebook deems worthy of pushing my way. I’m hoping fb will get the hint. I spend much of my time avoiding political stuff. There is an element of my also avoiding religion but I do find some artistic aspects of it appealing. Nice architecture and hymns for example. I also find the history of religion interesting. All these different sects/groups who argue over slight differences of interpretation.

Anyway thought for the day is on. Très boring. I’ve switched the wireless off.

Up now and ready to head to Waitrose for a bacon roll and a cuppa with my pal Nagy Ervin the Hungarian concert pianist. It’s not even nine o’clock. Gosh. On Hiphop2 +22 the lakecam revealed a vulpine visit shortly before six. The return of the fox. He mosied around the back of the greenhouse for a bit looking for some breakfast, checked out the lake and then moved on.

THG has already headed out for the gym. Good night on the sporting front last night as Scotland scraped through to the World Cup Finals with two last minute goals and the mighty Wales walloped North Macedonia seven one making light work of the tough opposition (I should have been a sports reporter). Doubt I’ll watch much of the world cup tbh. Might watch the mighty Wales if they make it through the playoffs. If they play like they did last night, I don’t see why they shouldn’t.

Traffic has quietened down on the road outside. Kids already delivered to their place of continuing educayshun and parents moved on, either to chain themselves to their desks or to a supermarket of their choice to stock up on provisions.

Weather is nice out. Claudia must have moved on.

27 August 2025

spacious suite

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V nice night out with the Fordyces. Starr Inn The City. It was warm enough to sit out on the terrace. Moving on to Harrogate today. After breakfast.

Harlow Carr. Nice morning out. The arrival of rain hastened our exit. THG bought a box of Fat Rascals from Betty’s as a prezzie for our friend Deb who we are seeing tomorrow. Arrived at Hotel du Vin as the rain restarted. Room not ready so we sat in the car for a while until it eased off and then headed into Harrogate. 

Mahoosive queue for Betty’s which I don’t understand. We found a nearby caff called Jenny’s which had no queue and where lunch was half the price. I was given a v cute tiny jug with just enough vinaigrette for the otherwise dry salad garnish that accompanied my tuna sandwich on white. THG set off for shops, charitable whilst I failed to gain entry to the locked St Nicholas church and returned disappointed to l’otel where our room was by then ready. We shall never find out the names of past vicars of St Nicks nor the list of last Sunday’s hymns. Doubt they were on display anyway.

Our suite was spacious with two baths and two side by side rainfall showers. No doubt v handy. Refreshed we met Ian and Lisa in the bar for refreshment before moving into the restaurant. A nice evening was had by all with restraint being shown by not ordering a second bottle of red. Nice enough chateaubriand. Seignant.

Now back in’t room watching Grimsby v Man U with the mariners ahead by two goals to one in torrential rain.

1 August 2025

free corporate hospitality

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Felt like a Saturday morning again although I’m sure most of you know it is a Friday. Nipped out at around eight thirty ish to Fosters for some protein and noticed workers streaming towards the County Hospital. Gotta keep the machinery of the National Health Service oiled and working. Having sourced the meat I followed up with a visit to Waitrose to purchase essential supplies not sold by Fosters. Belazu white wine condiment and other such useful storecupboard ingredients. Got a loaf of cheapo white sliced bread for thirty five pence. This is to use for the stuffing for the chichen that is going to be spit roasted on the bbq on Sunday.

Now in the shed supposedly on a conference call but the other party didn’t rock up so I am no longer on the conference call. Whilst I was waiting I dipped into Ancestry to browse the family tree and came across some interesting hints from someone else’s tree. Hints that went back a few generations. Unfortunately when I drilled into the hints they turned out to be drivel. People link ancestors based on very poor proof, adding sources that are clearly nothing to do with the person being studied. Ya gotta be clinical with this stuff.

Now waiting for THG to return from weight training so that we can take the campervan back to Coops’ garage. Next use is in three weeks time or so followed by the weekend of 13th September which is our Hannah’s wedding. Exciting times ahead.

Now tuning in to TMS for the second day of the fifth test. Going to be more rain apaz. We only need to draw this game so that ain’t too bad. Mind you Woakes has knackered his shoulder and is unlikely to be able to bowl any more. I might split some logs during the rain stop play periods, assuming the rain keeps to the Oval and doesn’t fall on Wragby Road, Lincoln.

Years ago I was at the Oval for the last game of the famous Flintoff Ashes series. We only needed a draw to regain the Ashes. After half an hour’s play it started to rain. The whole crowd cheered and went to the bar. We were sat in the debenture holders’ area and had a great bar with panoramic windows behind the bowler’s arm. Someone had just got the fourth round of beers in (there were four of us) when play started again and we took the beers back to our seats.

En route to the seats we attempted, out of curiosity, to go up a staircase but the steward wouldn’t let us up as it was the corporate hospitality area and we didn’t have the right badges. 

When it was my turn to buy the next round I walked back past the staircase and the steward had gone so up I went. There was a guard at the top of the staircase who must have assumed the bloke at the bottom had let me through. I strode confidently up to the bar and, with my hand on a twenty pound note in my pocket, ordered two pints of lager and two pints of bitter. The barman gave me four pints and walked off. Result!

I called the others and we spent the whole of the rest of the day freeloading in the corporate hospitality area. The genuine guests were all dressed poshly but all I had was a pair of shorts, a VOIP tshirt and a leather Australian bush hat. I ended up having to get the drinks each time because one of the lads was refused service. We even had a lovely afternoon tea – smoked salmon sarnies, scones etc. None of the hospitality guests could fit any more food in having already had breakfast and a good lunch.

Happy days.

29 July 2025

Tir Yr Abad (D.G. Lloyd Hughes 1996)

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Up bright and early and breakfasted on a deelishus slice of granary toast and grilled bacon washed down with a glass of milk. I’ve started grilling the bacon just because it is easier although you do then need to clean out the grill pan (occasionally!).

It is an overcast day and I have a few jobs lined up that include doing some campervan related stuff, mowing the lawn (we can still just about call it that) and some admin. I’ll also be heading to the pool at around eleven. The optimum time to get in the water seems to be around eleven thirty.

We have had notification from the council that Yarborough is reopening in August under new management. However the jury is out on that one. At Total Fitness the pool does not need booking which is not the case at Yarborough plus we punters have to fit around school swimming times. On the plus side it is only a mile or so away cf six miles. I’m gonna wait until the new school term starts and look at the timetables before deciding. Can’t see meself moving back. The facilities are a lot better at TF.

In the meantime I read this morning in Tir Yr Abad (D.G. Lloyd Hughes 1996) that the main inheritor of a Welsh estate used by convention to be the youngest son or the youngest daughter if there were no sons. Interesting. There was a time where the estate was divvied up equally but I think that changed when the Welsh were conquered by the accursed English, at least in law if not in common practice. I would like to validate this but will also take a look at what happened in my own family. The problem is I don’t have birth years for some ancestors as we go back into the dim and distant past (before 1961). The reason we have the death years is because they left wills. I’ll let you know if I find owt obvs.

24 December 2024

Christmas Eve 2024

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Christmas Eve. I realise it’s stating the bleeding obvious but I wanted to get it out there. Reinforce the point, sort of thing. Get it off my chest. Not that I’ve been suppressing it and now I’ve said it feel an enormous sense of release. You will just have to accept it for what it is. Christmas Eve.

For some there will be the realisation that omg they haven’t bought the present yet. Not here son, not here (blows on fingernails and rubs against shirt). There have been ‘incidents’ in the past like the year we agreed not to buy each other presents but THG sneakily got me one but I hadn’t got her one. Aaaagh. We stopped that nonsense and get each other prezzies.

Doesn’t mean to say you can’t find that little extra. Sgonna depend to some extent on the traffic sitch. There has been a constant flow of cars into town. Must be chaos down there. Don’t like going downtown at the best of times. Was bad enough going to Waitrose yesterday.

There will almost certainly be something left until the last minute so that it stays fresh for tomorrow. Croissants for example. I realise they should ideally be eaten on the day of purchase but they are easily refreshed in the oven. More milk. There are seven of us in the house so the milk levels go down a lot more quickly than usual. Bound to be other stuff I’ve missed.

The veg prep mostly gets done today. That’s not my department although I am charged with doing the roast potatoes as I am the master of that particular dish. I don’t peel the spuds though.

I am also responsible for ensuring the meat arrives at the table on time and perfectly cooked. For the beef that means pink in the middle. No shoe leather in this house mate. There will be two different gravies: beef and turkey.

Moved to the laptop now. A much more productive instrument for writing.

The last minute shopping list at the moment looks like this:

Milk
Croissants and pan au choc
Sourdough
Birthday card for Tom (he isn’t on Facebook so I’m safe to discuss here)
Coffee grounds
Cocoa powder

If I add anything else I’ll let you know, obvs. Natch.

This afternoon follows a pattern. We typically end up in the pub for early doors but I’m going to make that call nearer the time. The kids will defo go. There will be some pressure on me to do the same but not sure I want to this year. December has been such a full on partying month and we still have to get through Christmas Day and The Feast of St Stephen. Then it’ll be the Feast of St John the Evangelist, Feast of the Holy Innocents, Commemoration of St. Thomas Becket. A couple of days break that incorporates New Year’s Eve so not really much of a break before we pile into the Feast of the Circumcision and the Forefeast of the Theophany (Epiphany). Wonder what they traditionally do on the Feast of the Circumcision? Saturday 4th Jan is lunch before the game at the rugby club and then the Sunday is Twelfth Night which is really when the serious austerity and dieting begins.

In the meantime I have to nip to the shops. Milk doesn’t just appear in the fridge by itself yanow.

Oh and Happy Christmas everyone. I hope all your dreams will come true and that you don’t forget me in your will 🙂

23 December 2024

Christmas Eve Eve

Filed under: diary — admin @ 4:01 pm

Meat run this morning. Hard to know when to go. There is going to be a queue. Ribs of beef, turkey breast or crown, back and streaky bacon and spicy Lincolnshire farmhouse sausages. Ham maybe. I like to cook a ham but we will already have a lot of food in. See how it goes.

Might go before breakfast. 

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Meat run lasted the 3 mins it took to drive there and 3 mins back. Mahoosive queue around the corner and down the road towards the Dog and Duck and nowhere to park. I’ll go back later when I’ll be more amenable to queuing.

At home, pancakes are being prepared in the kitchen. Our John is short order chef for the day. I have requested a side of streaky bacon with mine. Maple syrup and berries. Fair play to him.

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I must say the pancakes were great. A fresh pot of tea is now a brewing. The kitchen is getting busier. Busyness. Busy busy busy. 

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At some stage I’m going to have to psych meself up to going to the butchers again. I’m afraid I’ll just have to queue. Finding a parking spot is more of an issue. Also have stuffing to finish off. Like to get some of these jobs done well in advance. Mind you tomorrow is Christmas Eve so it isn’t that far in advance now.

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Meat queue from arriving to getting back in car was 35 mins. Could have been worse. They had at least ten people working in the butchers. Back home we kissed goodbye to my sister Sue who was up for the Morning Star carol session and I set to making the stuffing. 

I have to say the stuffing is looking great: one rubbishy white loaf chopped into small bits, a few white onions ditto, chopped dried apricots, fresh sage, rosemary and thyme, chopped smoked back and unsmoked streaky bacon (whatever we had handy) and a wodge of butter chopped into small chunks. Forgot to put pepper in bit it won’t matter. Can still add some on the day.

We are mainly having beef and the turkey is just a smallish bit of breast for those who look upon it as traditional on the day so there is nothing to stuff. However we all like stuffing and I imagine everyone will have a slice of turkey to justify it.

Normally I make the pigs in blankets myself but the packs of premade ones in Fosters looked good so I bought a couple and cut down on the sausage and streaky bacon order (not much).

So today I have a titchy bit of shopping to do for that someone special but otherwise fairly chilled afternoon ahead of me. Festivities are mostly over and from our on it is all about family. Those of them who aren’t out on the lash with their old school chums anyway which could be a majority 🙂 It is no different to when I used to go home to the Isle of Man at Christmas. Everyone would be back so you would be out most nights in Douglas, or The Crosby which was the nearest pub to our house a mile and a half walk away.

Coming home from The Crosby was always an interesting experience. The first part was along the main road/TT Course but the second half was up a back lane with no lights. The only way of not veering off the road in the pitch darkness was to walk up the middle where you could feel the camber on either side. As you got nearer the entrance to Ballagarey Road lights started to appear so it was all ok from there on.

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My god. Waitrose. Cars queueing to get in, mainly because of having to wait for other cars to reverse out n stuff like that. I got the last trolley and one of the few remaining scanners. Did get everything I needed this pm but the queue for the self scanner checkout was halfway down aisle 5!! Apaz it was worse if you didn’t do self scan.

Reminds me of the queues for NYE at the millennium. In those days scanners were new. The queues at the checkout stretched down two aisle halves for each till. In other words to the back of the shop. There were no queues for the self scanners. Defo made me a bit smug.

Anyways back to an empty house and some chill time. No wait I need to check we have fondue fuel!

22 December 2024

Morning Star Carol session

Filed under: diary — admin @ 4:03 pm

The big day has arrived. Another big day. There are lots of them. This big day is the annual Morning Star carol session. A not to be missed banger where we sing all my fave carols accompanied by lots of beer (warm Guinness) and mince pies. 

Jacket potahtoes flunch today. Keeping it simple. Choice of toppings. Quite like beans meself though it does depend on the mood or the occasion. A jacket can form part of a dinner where something a little more savoury might be appropriate. A sauce of some sort. Gravy like. With a knob of butter. Anyway today it will be beans for me and I did hear others mention cheese and Coleslaw. I might even add a sausage. Living the dream. Then I won’t want much before heading to the Star. 

Now up and at it in da kitch. Our John is back from Berlin and also already up.

4th Sunday in advent today btw. I realise you already knew that. Probably lit your candle and  opened your advent calendar to retrieve the chocolate/whisky miniature/plastic scale model of the Virgin Mary. Is that a thing? For the devout perhaps. 

I’ve never had an advent calendar. I’m not looking for sympathy. Not sure it was a thing when I was a kid. I have had chocolate and a whisky miniature. Not when I was a kid. Obvs. The whisky that is. Actually our one annual tipple as a kid was a bottle of Babycham each on Christmas Day and maybe also Boxing Day. Disgusting stuff. Tried it a few years ago for old times sake.

There are noises off. Upstairs. Not sure this is just THG and Berliner John. I’ll nip upstairs in a bit. To check.

So this morning whilst THG is at her usual devotions in church, made extra special by the advent thing, I will be out and about sourcing more provisions and maybe even a small gift for that special someone. We keep thinking of new things to add to the shopping list. Hoping they will have had a new delivery of Epoisses.

My 2024 shopping list is drawing to a close. In January I will start a new one entitled Tref’s Shopping List 2025. Obvious really. You might be able to guess the name of the 2024 list. I never delete things off the list. Just add new dates and line items. It doesn’t represent a comprehensive guide to what I’ve bought over the year as things often appear in the trolley that aren’t on the list but it is part of my series of historical documents. Ditto Tref’s Jobslist 2024 etc. You might have to wait until I am dead and gone before gaining access but that is simply the way of things.

Anyway see ya at the Morning Star later, maybs. Ciao amigos.

Today’s banging tune is at the request of Guy Osborne. I do try to accommodate requests wherever possible.

We wish you a merry Christmas x3
And a happy new year!

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Now bring us a figgy pudding x3
And bring it us here!

Oh we won’t go until we’ve got some x3
So give it us here!

Oh we all like figgy pudding x 3
So bring it out here!

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At ten fifteen this morning, on the 4th Sunday of advent (as you know) Waitrose was totes chaos. I left the main wine shop until tomorrow where they will hopefully have had another delivery. Ditto epoisses. The lady behind the deli counter said she had ordered some but it hadn’t arrived yet. Bought some brie as a backup.

Home by elevenish. That’s enough gadding about for now. The house is a hive of activity.

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Back after another great carol session at the Morning Star. Biggest crowd we’ve ever had. Some guy said he’d come from Boston because he had heard how good it was 🙂 V satisfying. It was quite emotional really especially towards the end when everyone stood up to sing O Come All Ye Faithful and Hark The Herald Angels Sing. Two absolutely banging tunes.

Thassit now for public engagements for the year 🙂 Hereon it is all about family although the family was there tonight. The lads have shot off drinking in the Bail or simlar. The great thing is that I am pretty sure the kids will continue the carol singing tradition long after THG and I are gone. They all make sure they are home for it. Very satisfying.

Home now to a warm house. Might have a nightcap in a bit. Once I’ve finished left handed typing this post. I’m sprawled on a sofa in the front room. There are sounds of conversation emanating from the snug but I can’t quite hear what is being said.

If you were there, thanks for coming. If you didn’t make it you missed a great night. The cold shouldn’t put you off.

21 December 2024

Shortest Jour

Filed under: diary — admin @ 4:04 pm

The shortest day. Feels significant. Doesn’t normally. Perhaps I’m getting (even more) philosophical in my old age. At this time of year i have deeply meaningful thoughts and wax lyrical about the turning of the year.

When you think about it New Year’s Eve shouldn’t be on 31st of December but today. Tomorrow is when the new year really starts. Today our feasting officially commences. All the parties and meals of the past couple of weeks have just been the warm up act. Yesterday’s Waitrose shop was mostly to secure provisions for tonight’s meal. Only Hannah and George will be missing. They wind their way north tomorrow in time for the Morning Star carol session. 7pm onwards if yer interested. Book early.

Still need to get the meat and veg for the big day, plus some epoisses. Waitrose was sold out of the stuff. Wot. And some more plonk. Funny how the level of supplies goes down very quickly with a houseful. When they were kids it was just Ribena. Now it’s red wine. And the gin, and beer etc. Plus bread, ham, milk, all the staples. It’s as if they don’t eat where they live and save themselves for when they get back to the mothership. Not complaining. We love it.

In the meantime the shed has been filling up with Davies men, or lads as they are called when watching the darts. Last year we had a Davies lads trip to the darts at Ally Pally. Carnage. Has to be seen to be believed. You only need to go once and I won’t be bothering again. Great night out though.

THG just reminded me that Just William normally makes an appearance on the wireless at Christmas. We love listening to Just William. They aren’t books for children. They are written for adults. The writing is just sublime. I remember reading the books to the kids at bedtime to loud guffaws. Not the way to get them to go to sleep really.

Another tradition is to listen to Nine Lessons and Carols from King’s College Cambridge on Christmas Eve. The essence of Christmas. The ending of the service is usually the prompt to head to the Morning Star. We are early doors types and going early means we are more likely to find a seat. Gets rammed.

Today’s carol is The first ‘Nowell!’. A real banger that people put their hearts into. You need to hold back on the harmonies until the last verse. I’ll assume you know to sing the refrain at the end of each verse. It is quite a long one and I’m not sure we sing every verse but this version, as is the case for all the carols posted here, comes to you direct from the pages of the New Oxford Book of Carols.

The first ‘Nowell!’ the angel did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep,
On a cold winter’s night that was so deep.

Nowell! nowell! nowell! nowell,
Born is the King of Israel.

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the east beyond them far;
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.

And by the light of that same star
Three wise men came from country far;
To seek for a King was their intent,
And to follow the star wherever it went.

This star drew nigh to the north-west:
O’er Bethlehem it took its rest;
And there it did both stop and stay,
Right over the place where Jesus lay.

Then did they know assuredly
Within that house the king did lie;
One entered in then for to see,
And found the babe in poverty.

Then entered in those wise men three,
Full reverently upon their knee,
And offered there, in his presence,
Both gold and myrrh, and frankincense.

Between an ox-stall and an ass
This Child there truly borned was;
For want of clothing they did him lay
All in the manger, among the hay.

Then let us all with one accord
Sing praises to our heavenly Lord
That hath made heaven and earth of nought,
And with his blood mankind hath bought.

If we in our lifetime shall do well
We shall be free from death and hell,
For God hath prepared for us all
A resting-place in general.

Spuds, sprouts, peas, carrots, large white sliced loaf, onions, fresh sage & thyme, butter, eggs, celery

Mildly embarrassed to say that at ten thirty five ey em I’ve just finished breakfast and cleared up and am still in my pyjamas. Two of the occupants of the house have left separately for retail activity and I hear some movement upstairs that suggests I may shortly be joined by the third. During the course of the day we are expecting two further revellers to turn up. All good.

Soon after I wrote that the retail therapists returned and the kitchen is now a hive of activity. Preparations have started for tonight’s gourmet feast. My only involvement has been to pay for the ingredients which weren’t particularly cheap. I can’t complain as I am partially responsible for their upbringing.

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The shed, this afternoon, is warm and cosy and indeed a haven of calm from the hive of activity that is the kitchen. THG and I off to the Cathedral in an hour or so to hear Benjamin Britten’s A Ceremony of Carols. Not heard of it before so blasting it out in the shed to get in the spirit. Well one doesn’t actually blast out Benjamin Britten’s A Ceremony of Carols does one but you get the idea. Whether I’ll be able to sit still for ninety minutes is another issue. Will find out soon enough innit. 

Sounds v good in the shed fair play. Relaxing. Hoping I won’t nod off listening to it. It’s in the Chapter House so quite an intimate backdrop. Will probs need to wrap up well. They don’t have double glazing in there. I suppose the candles will warm the place up a bit. Better to use real candles than switching your phone’s torch on like they do in big gigs. More atmospheric, certainly more appropriate and definitely warmer with the added benefit that it won’t drain your phone battery. Remind me to switch my phone off. Don’t want distractions innit.

20 December 2024

shortest day innit

Filed under: diary — admin @ 9:35 pm

The shortest day. Feels significant. Doesn’t normally. Perhaps I’m getting (even more) philosophical in my old age. At this time of year i have deeply meaningful thoughts and wax lyrical about the turning of the year.

When you think about it New Year’s Eve shouldn’t be on 31st of December but today. Tomorrow is when the new year really starts. Today our feasting officially commences. All the parties and meals of the past couple of weeks have just been the warm up act. Yesterday’s Waitrose shop was mostly to secure provisions for tonight’s meal. Only Hannah and George will be missing. They wind their way north tomorrow in time for the Morning Star carol session. 7pm onwards if yer interested. Book early.

Still need to get the meat and veg for the big day, plus some epoisses. Waitrose was sold out of the stuff. Wot. And some more plonk. Funny how the level of supplies goes down very quickly with a houseful. When they were kids it was just Ribena. Now it’s red wine. And the gin, and beer etc. Plus bread, ham, milk, all the staples. It’s as if they don’t eat where they live and save themselves for when they get back to the mothership. Not complaining. We love it.

In the meantime the shed has been filling up with Davies men, or lads as they are called when watching the darts. Last year we had a Davies lads trip to the darts at Ally Pally. Carnage. Has to be seen to be believed. You only need to go once and I won’t be bothering again. Great night out though.

THG just reminded me that Just William normally makes an appearance on the wireless at Christmas. We love listening to Just William. They aren’t books for children. They are written for adults. The writing is just sublime. I remember reading the books to the kids at bedtime to loud guffaws. Not the way to get them to go to sleep really.

Another tradition is to listen to Nine Lessons and Carols from King’s College Cambridge on Christmas Eve. The essence of Christmas. The ending of the service is usually the prompt to head to the Morning Star. We are early doors types and going early means we are more likely to find a seat. Gets rammed.

Today’s carol is The first ‘Nowell!’. A real banger that people put their hearts into. You need to hold back on the harmonies until the last verse. I’ll assume you know to sing the refrain at the end of each verse. It is quite a long one and I’m not sure we sing every verse but this version, as is the case for all the carols posted here, comes to you direct from the pages of the New Oxford Book of Carols.

The first ‘Nowell!’ the angel did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep,
On a cold winter’s night that was so deep.

Nowell! nowell! nowell! nowell,
Born is the King of Israel.

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the east beyond them far;
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.

And by the light of that same star
Three wise men came from country far;
To seek for a King was their intent,
And to follow the star wherever it went.

This star drew nigh to the north-west:
O’er Bethlehem it took its rest;
And there it did both stop and stay,
Right over the place where Jesus lay.

Then did they know assuredly
Within that house the king did lie;
One entered in then for to see,
And found the babe in poverty.

Then entered in those wise men three,
Full reverently upon their knee,
And offered there, in his presence,
Both gold and myrrh, and frankincense.

Between an ox-stall and an ass
This Child there truly borned was;
For want of clothing they did him lay
All in the manger, among the hay.

Then let us all with one accord
Sing praises to our heavenly Lord
That hath made heaven and earth of nought,
And with his blood mankind hath bought.

If we in our lifetime shall do well
We shall be free from death and hell,
For God hath prepared for us all
A resting-place in general.

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