Cows have horns in different places to elephants. Both need to be avoided.
Cows don’t have trunks, elephants do which can come in very handy especially for drinking up buckets of beer and then squirting it at whoever is sitting opposite.
Never try and milk an elephant, it could have fatal results and in any case elephant milk doesn’t go well with tea.
Cows are afraid of tigers but I don’t think elephants are, though I’m not 100% sure on this one.
Cow poo is a different shape to elephant poo and you can’t play bowls with it although it is good as a frisbee once it has dried.
Both cows and elephants can be called Nellie. Norman, however, is an unusual name for both species.
Nellie the cow packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus – yep that works.
You would never get an elephant flying over the moon though, they’re far too big and heavy and would take too much rocket fuel to get them going.
You can get more people on the back of an elephant provided it is a fully grown adult.
Happy birthday Megsy.
