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May 6, 2010

Snippet

Filed under: miscellany — Blues @ 10:06 am

Walking back from doing my civic duty this morning I passed a chap struggling, one-handed, to manipulate a large wheelie bin along the pavement. In his other hand was a mobile phone, clamped to his ear.

Chap: “Oh aye, you’re off for a week now aren’t you ?”

Mobile phone: “I’M OFF FOR A WEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!”

It made me smile

May 3, 2010

Acceptance

Filed under: poems — dave @ 5:23 pm

                         Stormy, obdurate emotions,

                         hypochondriacal notions,

                         pustules, piles,

                         prescriptions, potions,

                         pills and epidermal lotions,

                         (more…)

early start

Filed under: poems — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 9:18 am

05.30 am
on the road
little traffic
brain not in gear

mist lies low
on the ground,
primordial swamp

caffeine be good
but I need miles
before the world wakes
and sees me gone

autopilot.

the code

Filed under: poems — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 9:16 am

TJN2N93L

May 1, 2010

destiny mediocrity

Filed under: poems — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 7:25 pm

what makes you think you matter or make a difference? your footfall makes no imprint. no noise above the sound of deafening mediocrity. no matter how big your shoes you are irrelevant. forget it, as you are already forgotten.

Rainfall measurement techniques #1

Filed under: ideas — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 8:09 am
  1. hold spectacles horizontally at arm’s length, front of lenses pointing upwards
  2. remember where the door is (this bit is to a large extent dependent on your prescription strength)
  3. open door and quickly thrust arm out as far as you can reach – note no upward sweeping movements of arm
  4. have independent timekeeper count to five seconds – recommend the one thousand and one, one thousand and two etc method
  5. outstretched arm must be free of all interference – ensure no collateral precipitation occurs from guttering, pub sign above door etc. artificial drips play havoc with the measurements and lessen the accuracy of  results.  if (more…)

April 20, 2010

Action Shot – Douglas Head

Filed under: Isle of Man — Blues @ 11:29 am

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April 19, 2010

Numbers Game

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 8:06 pm
quarter

quarter

half

half

 

threequarters

threequarters

the #ashtag rap

Filed under: poems — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 7:44 pm

When I was in Tesco – looking for Tabasco
I came across a shelf that was empty of goods
I asked them where the sauce was they said they had no more because
The volcanic ash cloud stopped all the planes

April 18, 2010

Tommy

Filed under: short stories — dave @ 5:05 pm

 It’s Tommy this and Tommy that

And kick him out, the brute

Rudyard Kipling

The vehicle’s new, in fact not quite finished, and you’re yet to see what it can do. You think the road ahead is clear. But it’s a high performer, it’s temperamental and you’re not quite au fait with the gears.

So it is with youth on its way to maturity. And leaving home to join the Air Force as I did at seventeen, there was no parent in the passenger seat advising me to slow down, no back-seat older siblings pointing the way.

Fresh out of training, I was posted to RAF Marham in Norfolk to help maintain radar equipment fitted to the Vickers Valiants stationed there at the time. Flight Sergeant George Tomkin, known as Tommy to his subordinates though not to his face, was my boss.

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April 17, 2010

sleep

Filed under: poems — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 1:05 pm

shoulders slump
eyes shut I can hear birds in the garden
the spring sunshine streams through the conservatory roof
heart beat slows almost to a halt, head nods forward, soon I will no longer be awake…………………………………………………………………………

dog quotes from Saturday 17th April

Filed under: miscellany — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 12:55 pm

I saw a man walking a dog. I thought it was a pig.

woof woof. all dogs must be kept on a lead. woof woof.

it’s a dog’s life.

come by shep, wheeet, wheeet.

siiittt

April 16, 2010

seawater

Filed under: the art gallery — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 8:04 pm

the sound

Filed under: Isle of Man — Tags: , — Trefor Davies @ 7:55 pm

calf

Filed under: the art gallery — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 7:42 pm

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