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Museum Of Lincolnshire Life

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Attention!
Passers by please note,
Entry is now free
And the café is open
Six days a week.
First timers
Are very clearly
Welcome.
Report to reception
Upon arrival
For guidance with your
Visit.
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McColls

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Tobacco
Confectionery
Chilled drinks, snacks
All at McColls

Groceries,
Fresh food
Bread and cakes,
All at McColls

Top-ups
Lottery
Newspapers, mags
All at McColls

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

No 10

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Number 10,
Few crumbs
Of bodily comforts
Though the starving soul
May seek solace
Inside
These whitewashed walls.

Food for the brain,
Food for thought
& food accepted gratefully.

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Ploughboy

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Ploughboy, public house, for the consumption of beer, in public, also available for private parties such as christenings, weddings and eventually funerals, care for cribbage, do you do dominos, fill up, filip, darts, dunno, purity of heart, service at the core, beer at sensible prices, who could ask for more? friendship, amity, camaraderie, mates,double scotch, if you please, at happy hour rates.

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

Snack Bar

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Snack!
A clear breach,
Of the trades descriptions act,
When full blown portions,
Are the hallmark,
Of standard fare,
No nonsense,
Quality food,
For the morning after,
The night before.

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Burton Road Chippy

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Freshly made batter,
Food for a God,
Deep fried fritters,
Haddock, plaice and cod.

Sausages and scrumps,
Salt and (malt) vinegar,
Pickled eggs and gravy,
Fish cakes are a winner,

Baked beans, scampi,
Ketchup, tartare sauce,
Donner kebab if you like,
And lastly chips of course.

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

Sarga

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

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5 till 12
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Call to order,
Pick up or home delivery.

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

The Waggon And Horses

Saturday, May 16th, 2009
The echoes,
Of bygone times
Rattle around inside
The defunct public house,
The last night in quiet contrast,
To the raucous piano bashing
Of its heyday,
Still fresh in my mind,
The stink of cigarette smoke
And beer stained carpet.

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

Starbucks Bakery

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Bread,
Staff of life,
Crusty white,
Granary, wholemeal,
Sliced or slice it yourself,
Spread thickly with
Creamy English butter,
And jam to taste,
Or liberal helpings
Of smoked salmon,
Ham or cheese with chutney.
You won’t go hungry here.

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Sunflower

Friday, May 15th, 2009
A fusion of English
And Oriental cuisine
Blossoms at the Sunflower.
Chose chips or
Chose chicken curry,
Just a few of the delights
Presented on your plate,
For the approval
Of the palate.
photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

Burton Spice

Thursday, May 14th, 2009
The food here,
Is hot stuff
If you can take it,
Or simply tasty
If you can’t,
Delivered to your door
If you can’t make it
In person,
Deep karma
In the form of
Chicken korma
Tikkas all
The right boxes.

photo by Andy Benn

photo by Andy Benn

Breakfast

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Bank Holiday. As if they need one.

Weekend.

Like we used to have.

Peat on the fire, as the lady cools.

Some camping, but

I’m not there, I’m not invited

Into the front room.

Why there?

It might rain, so be safe

And sanitised.

Is that a sneeze I hear?

Will we live Tref?

Should we stock up?

Let loose the 21st Century’s dogs of war.

Telegraph the news abroad.

Swine Flu

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Swine flu has put me on a high,
Another pandemic in progress,
The end of the world is nigh,
Whilst you can, live life to excess.

One more drink before the end of play,
A calming effect don’t panic,
Oblivion wends its certain way,
Endemic or not, it’s academic.

As we await our final moments,
A time for thought and deep reflection,
A battle fought with inner torments,
If life is cheap, what price infection?

On the premature death of a neighbour

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

He died, young,
Though many have gone before,
The shock remains,
As if for the first time.

The community, silenced,
In unexpected grief,
Left thinking,
Pondering their own mortality.

On stage tomorrow

Friday, April 24th, 2009

We’re on the Tesco stage at the Millennium Centre tomorrow.

Singing some songs that as yet I haven’t seen and don’t know.

I’ll be standing at the back doing my best as anyone would,

I really hope I don’t do an impression of John Redwood.